This challenge is not an original idea.
A dear friend to many of us, Micheal McNeilly, proposed this challenge a few years ago on another venue. The two year anniversary of his death just passed, and I consider this to be a fitting rememberance.
I'll paste his original challenge, and a few of his examples just to get you started.
garyg
Fukyu, An artform for the times.
Originally posted by mcn on 5/23/00
The Fuckyu is a virtual artform.
A slender branch of the Turdku movement, it is not connected with haiku,
nor any other organized religion.
The rules:
17 syllables, 5-7-5
must be written in less than 5 minutes
fuck you
Examples___________________________________________________
your poetry rhymes
like iron-maidened rack-stretched
witches confess sins
spend fifteen minutes
writing it - seven cold
days defending it
this stuff sucks baseballs
softballs footballs basketballs
through a garden hose
it does require
a seasoned awareness to
perceive genius
my poetry comes
straight from my lord and savior
attack it and burn
like a lear jet my
poetry supersonic
over your damn head
you couldn't write one
halfway decent damn poem to
save your fucking ass
if I wrote it and
you don't like it at least you
can go fuck yourself
everything I write
kicks the fucking shit out of
everything you write
criticism sucks
read it skip the details and
tell me you love it
if I wanted your
lame ass damn opinion I
would fucking ask you
just because I don't
write poetry don't mean I
can't criticize it
is not poetry
mine is mine is mine is yours
is not poetry
writing poetry
this maggot-gagging bad must
fuck up your karma
just do it this way
not that way shit not that way
just do it my way
roll this up into
a tube - now take off your pants -
sit down on it - hard
virtual don juans
desperate dick-fight for
virtual romance
I hate this so much
I'm going to come over to
your house and kill you
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Disclaimer for Critics:
If this offends you, you have simply misunderstood again.
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regards,
mcn