Ban or Secret or Maxim?

[cookala]

Sheesh, what's next?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20030826/ap_on_fe_st/body_odor_policy

cookala
checkin' her armpits

[pr]

I think they should ban visually offensive people. They can be distracting.

Only employ beautiful people, like me and you.

[Roge]

First they have dress codes and now this. Perhaps they should issue corporate perfume with the corporate uniforms. Just another reason to work in an office on my own. Not that I smell - well not that I have noticed.

TTFN
Roge
Did they spell Smurfreeboro wrong?? Where's Papa Smurf gonna live?

[earthshoes]

So let me get this straight. All I have to do is not bathe for a few days and these people I work for here will fire me and send me home? Well, why didn't someone say so sooner?

Oh wait. This is home. Darn.


mary
[SIZE=1]A housewife in search of a loop-hole [/SIZE]

[cookala]

Originally posted by pr
I think they should ban visually offensive people. They can be distracting.

Only employ beautiful people, like me and you.

Ha! LMAO.

cookala
no hope for Quasimodo types

[cookala]

Originally posted by earthshoes
So let me get this straight. All I have to do is not bathe for a few days and these people I work for here will fire me and send me home? Well, why didn't someone say so sooner?

Oh wait. This is home. Darn.


mary
[SIZE=1]A housewife in search of a loop-hole [/SIZE]

well, that solves the riddle of why hubby and kids are in such a rush to get out in the morning then.

cookala
heh

[cookala]

Originally posted by Roge
Perhaps they should issue corporate perfume with the corporate uniforms.

Nah, it would cut too deeply into their profit margin. They'd bottle their own and sell it at a profit to their employees AND make the employess sign something to the effect that they'd get fired if they didn't comply.

Not that I smell - well not that I have noticed.

Roge


What poet was it that wrote something to the effect that the sweetest smell was that of our own? I know I've read something along those lines somewhere.

cookala
the world get's crazier every day

[arthur_henry]

Actually, I went to a high school that was in the back woods, where the student-faculty panel voted unanimously to force three students to go to the gym lockers every day before homeroom to shower with soap so as not to disrupt classes with their offensive odor.

[cookala]

Actually, I'm wondering now, joking aside, if this is even legal - I wonder how the higher court would rule.

cookala
I smell a lawsuit