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We'll slash your soul to ribbons. We're an evil clique conspiring to annihilate your self-esteem. Ready?
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On November 10, 2004, PFFA signed its 20,000th member. In honor of this event, one of our oldest members was ritually dipped in liquid nitrogen. The others were asked to each post one example of their finest work for preservation.